Tuesday, December 29, 2009

troops

xmasx


from the first zues show












































metro map from 81, check all those planned stations






















Sunday, December 20, 2009

stay cold

i beat the ocarina of time. only childhood goal ever accomplished.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Blog Seed

i played another show with jake at the lake. it was fun. i met jake at the last lake show. evan quit bookworm, no show on saturday.Johns going to play guitar now.shows on the 13th and 14th. split with myspace.com/babywolfmd soon. Lauren has a blog. eighth grade band night tonight. im gonna foster so many young childrens talent. magruder game friday. i havent seen anna in far too long. gaithersburg tour vs. frederick tour09

Monday, September 28, 2009

Every Passing Year

i played an acoustic show with jake yesterday
"i didnt know it was a white power band"-that guy from grab your socks.
fuck09

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Gemini

this weekend ruled. i biked around gaithersburg talked to two skate crews, walked to 7 11, hung out with my brother and troops of tommorow and bloodmouth and stuff, listened to tuis new cd, played tuos drunmset, hung out with old friends, and had bookworm practice. new member. recording next weekend with baby wolf. positive youth fest put us on their list of bands there trying to get or something. pumped.fuckeverydaythatsnotoctoberthird09.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Fuck School.

Fuck School

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Fuck School

Fuck School.

Monday, August 17, 2009

blogblogblog

today i saw brian and maddi. i did not say hello. the national guard tried to recruit me with blink 182 songs

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

http://www.chicagorootbeer.com/shop-cart.php

today i pissed a lot of people off.

WE DONT PLAN AHEAD

SO the plan today was me and jubert were gonna go hang out in gaithersburg, you know, do what gaithersburg kids do. cause jubert is always in rockville/bethesda/traveling like 98072343 miles from his house to get anywhere. so we met up at shady grove and then we were gonna take the 55 to old town or sumthin'. WE TOOK THE WRONG 55 BUS to rockville, then got off on some street and took it the actual right way and spent money and im officially 100% broke now. we eventually got to old town and walked 50 feet and encountered the coke bust van (runnnnin on vegetable fuel) and we had to get in and then went all the way back to juberts house. and now im writing this blog. papa jubert just came down with watermelon on toothpicks, kinda rad. REALLLY rad?
any
way
we suck at planning ahead. we have no idea what were doing.
this is so much fun




-sarahlock

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Good Charlotte

im in potomac with my hipster bro crew.playin smash brothers.everyones on a bed but me. this always happens when i meet new people.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Girl at the blog show

guuess whos hanging out with a girl?
mark is hanging out with a girl. we called ambrose. we called jen. bookworm sleepover tour. peace.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Looking Straight Ahead

things have changed. im a different person. i have no hair. i have a job. i have a pop punk band. i have money.im watching a tv right now. ive stayed in a gated community. i feel so cold. its all good because im still vegan unlike everyone else. LEXXYZACHHALEY. tours changed me. i met so many people. ate so much food out of dumpsters. listened to wingnut dishwashers union. had cliche tour memories. made drifter friends. missed my chance to see drifter friends.was extremely mad that i was lied to. the same day i failed to find any odwalla. such a bummer. talked to lila. lied to lila about not knowing the words to control songs. felt bad the next time i talked to luciano. got a bunch of new hardcore records.i cant remember much of what i did this summer. it was nice though. sarahs been gone for a month. i missed a lot of shows. shes back. had cliche summer memories. i think my parents are going to a cokebust show. i dont want to go back to being the kid who brought parents to a hardcore show. started riding bikes. trespassed a lot. summers about to become more exciting. practice and show tommorow.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

No One Stays At The Blog Forever

i think salimatu shouted out my cupcakes on her blog.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Friday, May 29, 2009

ANOTHER blog about the rain.

its friday night and im all alone. everyones out at prom or getting high or whatver kids do. im sitting on facebook fucking with haley lock.
fuckrain.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Hollow Shell

Eric Sedwick kicked me out of his house. So i wandered around gathersburg by myself for a few hours like i used to. smash this weekend with sarah.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Restaurant

i should eat geese for SSSOOOOO MANY REASONS. like. for one FUCK GEESE. nobody fucking likes geese. second of all. lions eat geese. if lions eat geese why cant i eat geese? geese can barely even fly. there like fat children. and i decide told me that everything thats overweight should be purified. and theyre i decide. ITS ONLY PUNXXXX IF YOU CANT REMEMBER IT THE NEXT DAY.amiriteamirite? and anotehr thing. geese always be coming after my friends. sarah lock never did nothin to no one. she didnt take no revenge or nothin. id go as far as to say it would be helpful to eat geese. making all sorts of noise and what not.fuck geese.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Kind Of Like Smitten

devin "the blood" o'neil tickled my stomach.
be still my heart.
<3333333

Monday, May 18, 2009

Another Blog About the Rain

MY BROTHER ATE BOTH TOFFUTI PIZZASSSSSSSSSSSSSS.WHAT.THE.FUCK.ive had nothing but vegan alfredo all day. i feel sick. i got to sleep in today because i took the hsa in the seventh grade. i had a great weekend. roman , sarah "pawnk rawk gwwrrrl" and i went to a record shop and asked for a certain mojo nixon.i got three records and a back pack of free drinks.and id like to think some new friends.id kicked ass even though sarah and roman bailed after like three hours. but i met this really clean homeless girl who was afraid to drink my drank.also lizzie hook was there. she could definitely beat me up and take everything i own. we ate guacamole and stuff. on saturday i hot tubbed with lesbians. nuf said. pimpthesystem09

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING HIPSTER?

drumline after school tommorow. then hanging the fuck out. then a concert. then possibly more hanging the fuck out. then sleeping. then school. then hanging the fuck out and eating burritos. then hanging the fuck out and playing drums in gaithersburg. this weekend looks promising as hell. i might even hang out with a girl. and go record shopping. im gonna miss the fuck out of drumline. i might play ultimate frisbeeeeeeee tommorow. GAITHERSHATERS FUCK OFF. its gonna be great.nothing happened today at all. mymomskippedchurchwhenshewassixteenandimherpunishment09

Saturday, May 9, 2009

rock the 40 oz

id talk about the show, but i cant do it justice. good shit. i feel so empty accomplishing my goal of 100 blogs.
playwithmatches09

Friday, May 8, 2009

100th!!!11ONE!

This is pretty damn special, congratulations mark jubert on having your 100th blog post/not writing your own 100th blogpost on your own blog. too cool for the internets..?
Theres really nothing going on except anticipation of tomorrow's show.
spoonboy, drug money, lost tourists, foozle, the sea life and baby wolf. should be awesome!

p.s. jubert better make mass amounts of cupcakes. cause vegan cupcakes dont make themselves. i dont care if his chocolate chips taste funny or whatever, he better find some magical way to fix that.

p.p.s. my homemade salsa will hopefully be officially awesome by tomorrow, with the flavors all melded together and whatnot, cause that took like over an hour to make. and its not even that much salsa, hopefully enough people will get to try it. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BITCHESSZZ

peace.
-sarahlock.

This Blog needs some serious Scott

Hiya. Um... So yeah. I'm being a stupid idiot. I feel so unattractive and lame.
Mark went to the art show no times. I had no photography things because I suck at everything that involves art. Fuck me.
I'm going to this GHS punk "show" tonight cuz my friend (james willett) is in it. Don't go see it. Me and my other friend will be in the front screaming all the words to every MKH song.
FYI-I'm Scott
People shouldn't blog more. Salimatoocooltoletotherpeoplewriteblogs doesn't want you to. You should blog anyways.
Did you see that picture of Mark at the art show? It wasn't very magical.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
hm...
I have everything to say.
DaRoosky!!

PS The next post is Mark's 100th post!

I am a loser

Hiya. Um... So yeah. I'm being a guest blogger. I feel so special.
I went to the art show 5 times. I had two photography things. Yay me.
I'm going to this GHS dance "showcase" tonight cuz my friend (she's like the nicest person ever) is in it. Go see it. Me and my other friend will be the two losers in the front screaming embarrassing things to her and trying to start the wave.
FYI-I'm Scott's sister.
People should blog more. I blog at least once a week. You should too.
Did you see that picture of Mark at the art show? It was very magical.
Hahaha.
Um...
I don't really have anything at all to say.
ADIOS!!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Moneys Not An Issue

i found 5 bucks in quarters in a paper bag in my closet. and like a million tokens and tickets. im gonna use it to metro somewhere exotic. like the blue line or something.

Monday, May 4, 2009

onetwothreefouronetwothreefour

i might be in a grindcore band with THE brendan mullin. up the fuxxin private school punxx. my father is extremely terrrified of jehovas witnesses. sarahs dream show involves no bands, fliers and people. captain may be in a gogo band. i might see ghost mice heathers and the max levine ensemble june 10th. gonna be good shit.spoonboy and gaithersburg. hypehypehype. tell all your friends. apparently two kids from gaithersburg had swine flu. i think its bull shit.
fuck off.

Friday, May 1, 2009

At The Museum

im at home on a friday night for the first time in months. this is much more depressong than i remembered it. but i think im going to a show tommorow so its all good. this swine flu shit is getting CRAZY ABSURD. kids in my tech class were wearing gloves and refusing to touch anything.carrying a fucking pack of pledge wipes around. thats not a life i want to live. crust or die. im trying to figure out how to get to columbia but the metro map crashes my computer. who wants to help me out?you like music?you like awa?you like mix tape? course you do. you should go check out that musical jaunt. its got everything. drug overdoses. 5 minute songs about first erections. mix tape. awa. course you wanna see it. i went on crazy adventures with scott. stealin ice and attempting to dumpster and shit. i see david louge like everytime i hang out in gaithersburg. im really bad at getting people to give me money. and thats my only hope for the future.but i gave daniel black a clif bar and then katie gave me two bucks to get in. what a swell person.i also managed to get a buck 30 of the klepto in tech class.jesus fuck this is depressing.
im gonna go play guitar.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

fuddatjoint

Mark
HEYGUUURRRRL
9:04pmHaley
wow hey
9:04pmMark
whatsgoinonnnnnnn?
9:04pmHaley
nuthing really
9:04pmMark
thats boring
you should do something fun.
do you like drugs and driving without a seat belt?
all the cool kids are doing it
iswear
9:05pmHaley
like what its 9 aclock
9:05pmMark
do you like blogging?
do you like blogs?
9:05pmHaley
ha no why
9:06pmMark
why not?
your hurting my feelings.
have you ever been to therapy?
did they put you on meds?
they tried to put me on meds
i wouldnt let them.
9:06pmHaley
no but sarah has
9:08pmMark
WHOAH
way to just sign out like that
fucking suspense.
9:08pmHaley
i didnt sign out
9:09pmMark
well you still left me hanging
not cool
go on
9:10pmHaley
wait what grade are you in
9:10pmMark
it doesnt matter.
school is for chumps.
hustling is where its at
9:11pmHaley
oo cool
why did you think i was racist all my friends are black :-)
9:11pmMark
really?
cuz you know what all my friends are?
JUST PEOPLE.
LIKE YOU OR ME.
furthermore
9:12pmHaley
o ok
9:12pmMark
maybe you should have some white friends
or laosian
9:12pmHaley
i do
9:12pmMark
why would you only have friends of one culture?
WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME.
9:13pmHaley
im not do you see white peoples in my pictues
9:13pmMark
why arent there white people in you pictures?
why does it matter if there white?
9:14pmHaley
well whateves i was like i have all black friends and you said why do you have one culture and i said look in my pics cuz there are white peoples lol
9:14pmMark
your contradicting yourself
your like
the bible
orrrrrrrrrrrrr
george bush
orrrrrr
obama
what are your thopughts on george bush obama and the bible?
9:15pmHaley
you are confusing
9:16pmMark
alright
lets take it down a notch then
what are your thought son CURIOUS george?
9:17pmHaley
i dont know hes cool i guess
9:18pmMark
i respect that.
tell me about your family life.
9:20pmHaley
well sarah sucks lol my brother sucks my mom sucks and my dads cool how bout yours
do you ever look into your sisters eyes and wonder how anything could be wrong with the world?
9:22pmHaley
no
9:24pmMark
not even a little?
9:24pmHaley
not really
9:24pmMark
COME ONNN
just once?
9:24pmHaley
well i got to go do homwork soo goodbye .
9:25pmMark
go tell your sister i look into her eyes and wonder how anything could be wrong with the world.
Today
7:28pm
Haley and Leighton Dougherty are now friends.
8:24pmHaley is offline.

VEEEGGGGAAANNNREVOLUTTIONN

SO YALL ARE GETTING WHAT YOU FUCKING HAD COMING. filthy meat eaters and your capatalist swine flu.but seriously.diseases are bad. am i right? but the 90s are sooooooo goood. my russian class rebelled against mrs. sonsevs evil regime. first she kicks out veeektor then she doesnt let nick pee? no sireee. this is AMERICA. somebodys asked me to post this for the first time in like ever.its a lot of fucking pressure. remember when every kid who thought they were somebody had a blog? yeah. so do i. in tech class i listened for a half hour about some guy threatening to curbstomp me. laaaammeeee. thats such a nazi thing to do. and nazis are bad, am i right?4 songs down. 96 to go. then ill release some discography and go on a reunion tour. FOOZLE THIS SATURDAY. mooooooooooosssssssshhhhhhhh. im gonna punch some crust punx in the face. what are they gonna do? NOT TAKE A SHOWER. AM I RIGHT!?!?!? infested is like the crust version of steal my sunshine. SSOOOOOO GOOOODDD. makes me smile. anyone out there tell me what the song by one of stzas bands is thats all like WHOOAAAHHHH HEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEY. ill be your bestest friend. no lie. cupcakes and everything. my sister just came home. for no reason. like to get food or whatever. thats pretty cool. i know if i ever move out i can still get all my necessary supllies from here. my sister could beat up sarahs sister. i might post me and haileys conversation later. shes a snitch. what a snitch. someones about to get fought. and its me. who would have my back in a gang fight? BUM FUXXX CREW GONNA FUXXX UP SOME PUNXXX. FIVEFINGERSUNSHINEDISCOUNT09

ALRIGHT.

isnt that better?

FUCKING DO IT.

and some limp bizkit.

DID YOU DO IT?

i can wait. ive gotttt AAALLLLL fucking day.

STEAL MY SUNSHINE.

lsiten to it. right now.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

GUEST BLAWG

Alllright so Jubert was awesome enough to trust me with this sacred blog jaunts and im not about to make him regret this, so here goes my day:
1. chem class is a sad whore, nobody cares about it and the teacher is oblivious. besides doing a lab about magic color changing water, we talking about how the end is nigh and shit. seriously, measles just turns up in montgomery county, oh and SWINE FLU, watchthefuckout. and im pretty sure the black plague and ebola virus are just about as unavoidable, wait for it.

2. spanish class is a downward spiral, not even the slow kind. the fast kind that pisses off your dad when he finds out about it on edline.

3. magical martial arts. nuff said. if you havent seen it, youre not living yet

sooooo uhhyeahh. speedblogging. 

PUNKRAWKGWARL. 

-sarah lock.

somebody else should write this blog

do it.

Monday, April 27, 2009

A Lot To Digest

STUPIDIGNORANTDUMBFUCKINGDIPSHITFRESHMANTOURISTSSCUMOFTHEFUCKINGEARTH
ITS WAS THE FUCKING POTOMAC NOT THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

this blog needs some serious scott.

i ate lunch with scotts sister. SPOONBOY SHOWS COMIN TO GAITHERSBURG. GRAB YO GAITHERSBURG IS GREAT SHIRTS AND GO TO THAT SHIT. DEAD MILKMEN COMING TO BALTIMORE. GRAB YO PUNK ROCK GIRLS AND GO TO THAT SHIT. ANOTHER VEGAN POTLUCK COMING UP. GRAB YO NUTRITIONAL YEAST AND GO TO THAT SHIT. im trying to write songs again. but my parents always walk into the basement and stand around awkwardly. i was gonna makea myspace but then i realized im not good and people dont use myspace. so fuck that. today i had to throw out the entire life of my grandfather. nobody seemed to care. i went to roots after. tofutti pan pizzas are the best thing ever. im boutta make some fake fish filets.
dontstopbelievin09

shoot the kids at school

crazy weekend. friday was six flags. I DID A FUCKING PHYSICS TEST ON "DONT STOP BELIEVIN" BY JOURNEY. easiest.A.09. worked my tan bro. ladies are gonna be all up ons. this girl from arizona transferred to our physics class. they sold arizona at schools and in vending machines and everyone drank them. i think id like to live there one day. i was really mad because i got back to school late. and i had me a motherfunking show to go to. STZA DIDNT EVEN DO ANY ANGEL DUST OR DRINK ANYTHING THAT DAY. and he wouldnt stop complaining about it. but it was such a good show. max levine played my jam. it was the only band i danced to. cuz scene kids dont know how to mosh.and they use the word mosh as every fucking verb.sarah didnt go. second week she bailed on me. but she called me during good luck saying she wasnt punx and she broke vegan and hated mexicans. stza was really good. he played born to die, i sddont really like bomb the music industry. cept that one song about september 11th. cheers me up everytime.saturday was really weird and im not going into it. chillin on the sabbath.
FUCK TRANCE 09!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

the girl at the blog show

that has to be the worst title in the world. i dont care. do you know how many people fuckign read this blog? A LOT. some are even girls and everything. SOME OOF THEM DONT EVEN HAVE BLOGS. i bet you feel pretty inadequate. ONE OF THEM EVEN ANONYMOUSLY TOLD ME TO KEEP DOING SO.i will never be able to sleep again. please step forward. today i didnt do coke while driving and not wearing a seatbelt. i felt like i was really giving back to the community. keep recyclin son. its almost my birthday. i know because one of my friends texted me saying it was almost my birthday. i think im gonna play bass in a grindcore band. its gonna be really weird. all i ever want to do ever is play drums. i at one point actually had enough money for a double bass pedal. i then spent 300 dollars on metro tickets. i fuckin love columbia heights. the yellow line actually is yellow. weird shit.sick fix blew a fuse during there set.i went with sarah and hung out with kat and found out skittles were vegan. SARAH READS THIS BLOG. thats sarah and kevin p. i win so much. i ate skittles and hung out with erika. monday was really boring but i ate 4 burritos. taco bell hot sauces are purple and no longer say anything witty or romantic.
chivalryismotherfuckingdead09
fuckeverythingbutskittles09

Saturday, April 11, 2009

One More Blog

today fucking sucked. i didnt hang out with sarah. my dad just yelled at things all day. i had one of those repressed memory jaunts come back to me. it made me feel crazy.

Friday, April 10, 2009

i loved to watch them dance

went to a show. i decide asshole kissed me and threw fireworks in my hair. sarah lock punched me in the face. such a good show.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

broke truck luck blog

AT THE CAPTAINS WRITIN IN ALL CAPS LISTENING TO SOME SLUDGE METAL AND WRITIN POETRY. THAT IS GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Monday, April 6, 2009

vegan cupcakes take over this blog.

im eating way to many cupcakes. god damn i love baking.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Blogstabber

so i went to this show yesterday rite?good stuff. i picked up lexxy and we went to the metro jaunt and got sarah.lexxys pretty goddamned obsessed with hair.we went to sticky fingers and didnt even steal anything.i quit quitting arizona. shawnxgaithersburg was there and we called ambrose.i got slapped in the face by some guy from i decide. i then jumped on his back. i saw like 4 people on this one guys back that kept pointing lasers into peoples houses.i taped the commie pinkos. them kids had some serious built up rage. he made people spit on him. he later gave me an educational experience about guns. he was a really cool guy. lexxy went with the drummer to "talk" and me and sarah freaked out. im a little dissapointed that sarah wouldnt mosh. copstabber turned out to be a pop punk band made of 40 year old homophobes. fuck that shit. i saw a kid there with his family. just like my first time. i was gonna go talk to him but he was wearing an acdc shirt. fuck that. i skipped the last few bands to talk to people because old men were windmilling in the pit. not cool. got a flat on the ride home. sarah held me for warmth. appreciated. today i went out to dinner and played melodica. tommorow i hope to do something fun. i now have nothing planned til the cokebust passover show. should be great show.
oh yeah.
i saw a guy on a bike with a matress attached to him ride down the street at 11 30 pm.
fucknormalthings09

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Pimp The System

so some shits went down. i guest blogged on kimis blog. you should check that shit out. sunday basically kicked ass. i laughed like the whole day. i went to georgetown with sarah and we hung out with a bunchof scene kids.i was the only kid without some kind of peircing. awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard. we saw these flyers. ill figure out how to upload it later. it was like a biography of some prostitute that chilled at neiman marcus and was a heavy eater.we saw jesus on the sidewalk. we found cody and kinsey at urban outfitters and we went to commander salamander and stuff.we tried to go to a tea house with a really racist name but instead went to a fifties diner. the burgers were really difficult.sarah thought i stole her wallet. words hurt.while we were waiting at this bus stop we saw this homeless guy.
PRACTICING.
HIS.
STABBING.
sketchy right? the bus passed us and he screamed YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH. so we left. sarahs super hella cool. were going to a show tomorow.i quit arizona. yeah. i dont even feel like me anymore.i was getting addicted. im so lame i cant even handle tea. im tired all the time now. i might quit caffine all together. hardxline. cate says she wants to start a serious band.it should be fun. if it ever happens. the distance could be a problem. but im in bethesda like every week anyway.PEOPLE BEEN TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ME.fightme
fightme09
fucknotfighting.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Guilty Pleasures

today could not have gone better.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Id Neverr Write A Song About a Blog

kimi wants me too update this jaint. thats mothafuxxin triflin. the kid next to me in tech class jacked my rake, im pretty sure he jacked my english book too. stealings only cool when its from wal mart. im just gonna move to europe and steal shit and play guitar. travelin by my thumbs and shit.Ill probly go to latvia. latvian girls have amazingly attractive eyes. at least from my studies. il drag cate there cuz she promised. i havent talked to her in a while,. bummer as fux. imma make a hardcore band about kids throwing shit at yo pancake dread when yer not looking. shits old. i think im going to b twon tommorow. i probly wont skate cuz drew jacked up his foot. bummer as fux. imma make cupcakes for his birtthday/ captains vegan day. I JUST KEEP ON GETTING CHEERLEADERS NUMBERS. they need to back the fuck off. bethesda kinda sucks now. too many tweleve year olds. i really hope spring breaks like winter break. except more skating. and street performing. and traveling by my thumbs and stealing shit.ill probly go to kensington. people from kensington have amazingly attractive eyes. im looking at you cody. imma try to see metrophish eventually. i hear they have a girl violin bass player. thats SOOOOOO cliche.if im not on a mini drinking arizona by tommorow imma gonna flip the fuck OUT
PEACE.
DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE
fuckcapitalism08
establishcommunism09

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Street Lights

i went to bethesda yesterday. we saw emily on the metro. she told us maribeth tore down the fence at K-Town and now there trying to close it down. they also found a water bottle bong and were like "GOTTA BE COCAINE".lily lightsaber and wittzenbuuuuuurrrrgggggggg were there when i showed up. i then found out that lily was straight and i would not be getting a free burrito. bummer as fuxxxx. JOE MOTHER FUCKING SHMOE WAS THERE!!!! we street performed together.cate was there. apparently shes not pissed at us.a cheerleader gave me her number. i dont think im gonna call her. VEGAN PUTLUXXX 2NITE. sarah is out of groundation for this one.there will actully be four vegans there this time.I saw this kid was hardline for three days then broke edge but stayed vegan. i wish i had the gaithersbat. woulda fuxxed him up.i cop came and told kiids he encouraged them smoking as long as it wasnt atchipotle.KILLCOPSKILLCOPSSTEALDREWSSKATEBOARD. imma go to Ktown with drew next weekend. havent skated on a mini in so long. im looking forward to it.
NOCASH09!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Dinosaurs Will Blog

oh man. shits been crazy.not really.people need to stop showing up to school intoxicated and talking to me. i dont find it impressive.you know what is impressive? i told like 20 people that i saw them at the mall. me and zach were at the mall because we were trying to see cate. we took the bus the wrong way. we got there 45 minutes late. we bought a guitar and played a show at hot topic.over the weekend i hung out with sarah and the captain. it was quite some fun. everyone now feels the back of my head. its really fucking weird. ive been getting so much shit for my hair. ive been called the n word so many times.
thats basically all that happened.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

shoot the blogs at school

remember that time i made that catch?that was pretty badass. it was all like WOOOOSH and then i caught it? oh man. that water bottle musthave beenthrown thirty feet. and when joe dropped it? ohman that was hilarious. it broke and everything? SO funny.i was in the ZONE. i just focused then BAM! it was in my hands.it was like zero gravity man. like time was slowed down. never been prouder in my life
FUCKNOTGETTINGTHEONION09!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

I Want To Conquer The Blog

weekends gonna be siiiick. then ill be broke til my birthday.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

that blog isnt funny anymore

i had the most wonderful weekend. i went to bethesda to hang with lilylatvia/ i met so many new people/arizona flavors/dumpsters full of promotional tools. i also found out mcdonalds pies were vegan. yesterday i was gonna go to the sea sleep show but i got to fuxing punx to adhere to my plans and went to sticky fingers and sarahs house instead. i hate rockville SO much but i had such a good time. everyone in rockville is either 10, rich, or thinks there gangster as hell. plus there was some serious g burg hate going on in the california tortilla. we made way to many jokes about zach though.and sarah got way to into word play. still love those kids. today i went tto the best city in the world. nuff said.
FUCKPAYINGFORFOOD09!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

SINK FLORIDA SINK

florida til sunday. call/text me on that 16 hour drive.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

blog sweatshirt

so im completely broke after friday? i definitely needed to go though. and you gotta eat. but saturday sucked cuz i couldnt go to the show. only two interesting things happened. lily lightsaber called me saying she had seen someone who looked just like me sprint past safeway. ive never heard someone say they saw someone who looked just like me. i also played rockband with james willett of MKH/NIHILITH/DANKE/KATIE DANCE and jason toner of COMMUNITY COLLEGE. it was like being a virtual gaithersburg punxxx.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

punk rock girl.

i got headbutted by a girl named cate.
you could cut the sexual tension with a knife.

Monday, February 16, 2009

A blog dedicated to the memory of stormy rabbit

my brother took my acoustic guitar into his room then fell asleep. now how am i supposed to win anyones heart? im gonna start lifting weights and writing poetry. did you know that twinkies have beef fat in them? that shits diisgusting. thats the really reason we got kicked out of chipotle. we brought in twinkies. still badass as fuck. remember that time i had that shirt that was a girls shirt and it had a dinosaur on it? daniela has that shirt. she might be transfering to gaithersburg. who needs erik sutch when you have daniela. i recently found 10 dollars worth of change in my room. i will be paying you guys back for things in change. i need to get money out of the bank soooo bad. ive never actually withdrawn money before. i need to stop wating money on metro tickets and food. theres gotta be some way to ride the metro for free. im gonna dumpster dive for farecards. steve found a fake amp can on wheels in the dumpster the other day.you can imagine the times we had. gaithersburg acoustic fest is going to happen. eventually. whenever i get around to it. who wants to go to a show? i want to go to a show.im going to find a place with cheap fried tofu. then i will eat there every day. because i cant seem to figure it out.who wants to start a folk punk band? im trying to write more songs. my new years resolutions are going great. you should all give me a high five. this blog is not entertaining. i swear to god my life is more exciting in real life. like, just yesterday i saw joe shmo and cate wood. i inflicted pain on both of them. my bad. i was just trying to show i cared. joe got "who will guard the guards" tatooed on his back in latin. im going to get a tatoo. something about gaithersburg or vegan straight edge or something. or some qoute from some really obscure band. in latin.fuck valentines day. depressed the shit out of me. then i didnt go to a show. there was a dance off. oh, what couldve been.

have you ever been guided around safeway by some girl with a light saber?

thats what i thought.

FUCKLOVE09!

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the cops were almost called after a large group of people sang baby im an anarchist in chipotle.
and drew ate my burrito.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

blogpact

today i ate tofu and got punched in the face by a girl named steve.
she was native american so its all good though.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

i choose you.

you know who you are.
captain<3
everyone should ask to see my picture tommorow.
and my flier.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?

today i spat on a cop car, burned money, then hung out with people that are different from me.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

imma start blogging again

cuz of ALL the following reasons.
NUMBER ONE!
http://annasamaranth.blogspot.com/2009/02/oh-mark-jubert.html
TELL ME it doesnt break your heart that that girl has been deprived of my blog. seriously.
NUMBER TWO!
cuz brandon thinks he has "the only blog that consistently updates".
false.
and stop talking shit.
NUMBER THREE!
because i believe salimatoocoolforshool has accepted me. i was all like, walking through the hall right? and i hear her all like, HEY JUBERT behind me right?which is really nice cuz she didnt even HAVE to acknowledge my existence right?and we start chatting like civilized adults. we both believe that joe is a terrible person for saying those awful, awful things about lila. what did she ever do to anyone? i have permission to fight joe but only if i win. its nice to know shes rooting for me.


so a lots happened. and i guess itll all be a mystery because i didnt blog about it. but i acquired a strong hatred for bus drivers in kensington. and a strong love for bus drivers everywehre else.Gaithersburg officially died. i went to vegetable garden a lot. i met people who like plan-it-x bands. the only people worth hanging out with.WHOS GOING TO THE SICK FIX COKE BUST SHOW TOMMOROW!?!??
i hate this fucking town.
its time to burn this motherfucker down.
its time to have some motherfucking fun.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

neva surrenda

cuz blog war doesnt solve anything.
heres emily
"My reputation's mostly been made so much better by ex-boyfriends and extremely non-judgmental people that spend all their time caring and being there for people that they've known for all their lives.. I'm referring to someone in particular, named Zach Martens. and if I talk to you a lot, you may know who I mean. If it's you and you've realized it, I fucking loveyou, you attractive selfless kitty. I hope you live a very long life with all the people that love you so very much. You're the nicest person ever who never says anything bad about anyone because you know how to be a true friend. I trust you with all of my friends because I know that you would never hurt them and that you'll only make their lives better. You always try to get people to see the optomistic side of things and help them when you're down. You cry about getting fucking 89%'s on tests because you care about your future and want to do well. You blog about how much drama you have with girls which is weird because I'm sure any girl would love to be with you. You should change your haircolor often because I think it would look amazing. You always manage to be there when I hang with my friends, and meeting you was the greatest moment of my life up to that point. You are the one person I can say I really truly love, and even knowing that you're still alive and breathing helps me get by on a daily basis. You actually know there is more than just fucking people, which is why you're a good person. I just realized the hair color thing might've given it away. Oh well, I don't think I'd give a damn if he read it, since he already knows how amazing he is. I probably understated how much I love him though. Bleh. I am ranting horribly right now. But at least I finally got that out of my system. ILY ZACH :]"

neva back down

yoyoyo.
quick blog reunion tour.
but not the kind where they play there own songs.
the kind where they got ither people to do so for them
heres nate "not zach" martens.
"My reputation's mostly been made better by ex-girlfriends and accepting cool kids that have nothing better to do than talk nicely about people they have known all their lives.I'm referring to Emily in particular, and I talk to you a lot, you know who I mean because i just told you. If it's you and you've realized it, I fucking love you, you beautiful stallion, you. I hope you live the rest of your life very happily eating vegetqarian foodstuffs and are given a proper burial. You're a very lovely person who tells people great things about them and brad pitt because you have lots of friends who would spend all their lives talking to you if they could. You run around happily enjoying yourself left and right, and you've honestly got to, because i love when you do it and it makes me happy on the inside. I see you have met one of my closest friends and im sure that things will go great! im very happy for the both of you.You always tell people about life, how it's so great, when your parents make great money. You cry about getting fucking 89%'s on tests because you are such a good student.You blog about how much you love everyone when I'm certain there isn't a guy in the world that wouldn't love to be able to be right next to you. You change your haircolor every month, and it just gets prettier every time.You always manage to be there when I need you around, and someday, I'll be so happy to be talking to you, and it'll be the greatest moment of my life up to that point. You are the one person I can say anything to, and even knowing that you're still alive and breathing makes me feel happy inside. Every guy will never have the chance to fuck you because you respect yourself. The hair color thing might've given it away that i find you oh so very attractive x]. Oh well, I hope you read this since these are my true feelings for you. I probably understated how much I love you though. Bleh. I am bawlling right now i miss you so much. But at least I finally got that out of my system."



mark again.
love you emily.
we should definitely hang out more
let me know if you need someone to get punched in the motherfucking teeth.
xoxoxox
zach and mark

Sunday, January 25, 2009

salimatu said stop posting

so im done.
its been real

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

do i know you?

i was described this way today
"there are like three of you and i hate two of them"
i wish i paid more attention in the radical mental care class

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

FUCK FACEBOOK 09!

Mark Jubert is CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! www.facebook.com
Mark Jubert aint neva scareds
Mark Jubert cant fade this
Mark Jubert- some are nazis, some are not
Mark Jubert is anton motha.fuckin. RUFFFFFFFFFF

Monday, January 19, 2009

baby im an anarchist

ive been playing that song all weekend. i heard jennie and her friends singing it on the metro along with a bunch of antiflag songs. i saw jennie everywhere. positive youth fest was this weekend.vthe first day kind of fucking sucked. i was sick, the bands werent that great, so on and so forth. Did you know you might be anarchist if you declared open warfare on cops in canada?
then came to dc and shouted fuck obama? then changed that to "fly the black flag high?" its definitely a possibility.
FUXDRUNXPUNX09!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

loliblog

YOYO THIS IS (carl) FUXIN MARX FUXIN JEEEEWWWBBBEEEERRRTTTTT!!!!!!andimgonnaloveyouforever(g,d.c") we aerw not talking to ana. thats stupid and your stupid for thinking it. your ignoratn. what do they teach you in school? why the fuck are you in school? quit your job and smash yo tv.ride yo bikes, the weathus nice.
SMASHTHEMUTHFUCKINBLOG!
nogovment09 

Friday, January 9, 2009

dear ol blog.

im pretty sure i saw chuck norris a few days ago

Monday, January 5, 2009

im gonna blog you forever

today kinda sucked. the morning was the most depressing thing in the world. some people are pretty pissed at me. in band class i had a free period and didnt talk to anyone. like straight up staring at my feet for 45 minutes. thats not even a little posi. then maggie taklked to me about brandons wrists. foundations of tech class is starting to get hard. mr colihan parties way to much. at lunch scott and joe and alex went to taco bell and i didnt cuz i was broke and didnt want to be late for math. what a loser. i went to get an arizona with lauren and laurel though. so it was alright. i got a call during lunch. thats never happened. it was a pleasant surprise. although i think it pissed people off. espescially that security guard. he was freaking out. i didnt get to finish my arizona. math class was terrible. i fauiled a summative test. like a 30 percent. im pretty sure this means ill have to take the class over again if i dont pass the exam. physics was actually good. the exam seems like itll be easy. there was a test in english class. i didnt do so well on it. i taught my siter how to cook. using my instructional voice. im ttryna get a copyt of my dance video.
peace.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

some friend

today i layed in my bed with my dog listening to music all day. my dog twitches and moves a lot in her sleep. i think i do to.
this weeks gonna suck
FUCKLIFE

Friday, January 2, 2009

ummmm like your smile is tottaly ruling my blog right now.

thats a rosa song. i just found out rosa has a cd i didnt know about. i am listening to it and quite possibly waking up my parents. i just finished it and am now listening to it again. im in a really folk mood. ive been really happy lately. ive been making new friends lately. ive been going to bethesda a lot lately. ive come to the conclusion that bethesda people are some of the most interesting people in the world. Cate tells the best stories. it is cates birthday. happy birthday.monday is going to suck. i have so much homework. i do not feel like writing this blog. scott told me to write this blog and then he went to sleep. who the fuck does he think he is.
KEEPITPOSITIVE09!
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