Sunday, March 29, 2009

Guilty Pleasures

today could not have gone better.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Id Neverr Write A Song About a Blog

kimi wants me too update this jaint. thats mothafuxxin triflin. the kid next to me in tech class jacked my rake, im pretty sure he jacked my english book too. stealings only cool when its from wal mart. im just gonna move to europe and steal shit and play guitar. travelin by my thumbs and shit.Ill probly go to latvia. latvian girls have amazingly attractive eyes. at least from my studies. il drag cate there cuz she promised. i havent talked to her in a while,. bummer as fux. imma make a hardcore band about kids throwing shit at yo pancake dread when yer not looking. shits old. i think im going to b twon tommorow. i probly wont skate cuz drew jacked up his foot. bummer as fux. imma make cupcakes for his birtthday/ captains vegan day. I JUST KEEP ON GETTING CHEERLEADERS NUMBERS. they need to back the fuck off. bethesda kinda sucks now. too many tweleve year olds. i really hope spring breaks like winter break. except more skating. and street performing. and traveling by my thumbs and stealing shit.ill probly go to kensington. people from kensington have amazingly attractive eyes. im looking at you cody. imma try to see metrophish eventually. i hear they have a girl violin bass player. thats SOOOOOO cliche.if im not on a mini drinking arizona by tommorow imma gonna flip the fuck OUT
PEACE.
DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE
fuckcapitalism08
establishcommunism09

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Street Lights

i went to bethesda yesterday. we saw emily on the metro. she told us maribeth tore down the fence at K-Town and now there trying to close it down. they also found a water bottle bong and were like "GOTTA BE COCAINE".lily lightsaber and wittzenbuuuuuurrrrgggggggg were there when i showed up. i then found out that lily was straight and i would not be getting a free burrito. bummer as fuxxxx. JOE MOTHER FUCKING SHMOE WAS THERE!!!! we street performed together.cate was there. apparently shes not pissed at us.a cheerleader gave me her number. i dont think im gonna call her. VEGAN PUTLUXXX 2NITE. sarah is out of groundation for this one.there will actully be four vegans there this time.I saw this kid was hardline for three days then broke edge but stayed vegan. i wish i had the gaithersbat. woulda fuxxed him up.i cop came and told kiids he encouraged them smoking as long as it wasnt atchipotle.KILLCOPSKILLCOPSSTEALDREWSSKATEBOARD. imma go to Ktown with drew next weekend. havent skated on a mini in so long. im looking forward to it.
NOCASH09!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Dinosaurs Will Blog

oh man. shits been crazy.not really.people need to stop showing up to school intoxicated and talking to me. i dont find it impressive.you know what is impressive? i told like 20 people that i saw them at the mall. me and zach were at the mall because we were trying to see cate. we took the bus the wrong way. we got there 45 minutes late. we bought a guitar and played a show at hot topic.over the weekend i hung out with sarah and the captain. it was quite some fun. everyone now feels the back of my head. its really fucking weird. ive been getting so much shit for my hair. ive been called the n word so many times.
thats basically all that happened.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

shoot the blogs at school

remember that time i made that catch?that was pretty badass. it was all like WOOOOSH and then i caught it? oh man. that water bottle musthave beenthrown thirty feet. and when joe dropped it? ohman that was hilarious. it broke and everything? SO funny.i was in the ZONE. i just focused then BAM! it was in my hands.it was like zero gravity man. like time was slowed down. never been prouder in my life
FUCKNOTGETTINGTHEONION09!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

I Want To Conquer The Blog

weekends gonna be siiiick. then ill be broke til my birthday.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

that blog isnt funny anymore

i had the most wonderful weekend. i went to bethesda to hang with lilylatvia/ i met so many new people/arizona flavors/dumpsters full of promotional tools. i also found out mcdonalds pies were vegan. yesterday i was gonna go to the sea sleep show but i got to fuxing punx to adhere to my plans and went to sticky fingers and sarahs house instead. i hate rockville SO much but i had such a good time. everyone in rockville is either 10, rich, or thinks there gangster as hell. plus there was some serious g burg hate going on in the california tortilla. we made way to many jokes about zach though.and sarah got way to into word play. still love those kids. today i went tto the best city in the world. nuff said.
FUCKPAYINGFORFOOD09!