Wednesday, April 29, 2009

fuddatjoint

Mark
HEYGUUURRRRL
9:04pmHaley
wow hey
9:04pmMark
whatsgoinonnnnnnn?
9:04pmHaley
nuthing really
9:04pmMark
thats boring
you should do something fun.
do you like drugs and driving without a seat belt?
all the cool kids are doing it
iswear
9:05pmHaley
like what its 9 aclock
9:05pmMark
do you like blogging?
do you like blogs?
9:05pmHaley
ha no why
9:06pmMark
why not?
your hurting my feelings.
have you ever been to therapy?
did they put you on meds?
they tried to put me on meds
i wouldnt let them.
9:06pmHaley
no but sarah has
9:08pmMark
WHOAH
way to just sign out like that
fucking suspense.
9:08pmHaley
i didnt sign out
9:09pmMark
well you still left me hanging
not cool
go on
9:10pmHaley
wait what grade are you in
9:10pmMark
it doesnt matter.
school is for chumps.
hustling is where its at
9:11pmHaley
oo cool
why did you think i was racist all my friends are black :-)
9:11pmMark
really?
cuz you know what all my friends are?
JUST PEOPLE.
LIKE YOU OR ME.
furthermore
9:12pmHaley
o ok
9:12pmMark
maybe you should have some white friends
or laosian
9:12pmHaley
i do
9:12pmMark
why would you only have friends of one culture?
WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME.
9:13pmHaley
im not do you see white peoples in my pictues
9:13pmMark
why arent there white people in you pictures?
why does it matter if there white?
9:14pmHaley
well whateves i was like i have all black friends and you said why do you have one culture and i said look in my pics cuz there are white peoples lol
9:14pmMark
your contradicting yourself
your like
the bible
orrrrrrrrrrrrr
george bush
orrrrrr
obama
what are your thopughts on george bush obama and the bible?
9:15pmHaley
you are confusing
9:16pmMark
alright
lets take it down a notch then
what are your thought son CURIOUS george?
9:17pmHaley
i dont know hes cool i guess
9:18pmMark
i respect that.
tell me about your family life.
9:20pmHaley
well sarah sucks lol my brother sucks my mom sucks and my dads cool how bout yours
do you ever look into your sisters eyes and wonder how anything could be wrong with the world?
9:22pmHaley
no
9:24pmMark
not even a little?
9:24pmHaley
not really
9:24pmMark
COME ONNN
just once?
9:24pmHaley
well i got to go do homwork soo goodbye .
9:25pmMark
go tell your sister i look into her eyes and wonder how anything could be wrong with the world.
Today
7:28pm
Haley and Leighton Dougherty are now friends.
8:24pmHaley is offline.

VEEEGGGGAAANNNREVOLUTTIONN

SO YALL ARE GETTING WHAT YOU FUCKING HAD COMING. filthy meat eaters and your capatalist swine flu.but seriously.diseases are bad. am i right? but the 90s are sooooooo goood. my russian class rebelled against mrs. sonsevs evil regime. first she kicks out veeektor then she doesnt let nick pee? no sireee. this is AMERICA. somebodys asked me to post this for the first time in like ever.its a lot of fucking pressure. remember when every kid who thought they were somebody had a blog? yeah. so do i. in tech class i listened for a half hour about some guy threatening to curbstomp me. laaaammeeee. thats such a nazi thing to do. and nazis are bad, am i right?4 songs down. 96 to go. then ill release some discography and go on a reunion tour. FOOZLE THIS SATURDAY. mooooooooooosssssssshhhhhhhh. im gonna punch some crust punx in the face. what are they gonna do? NOT TAKE A SHOWER. AM I RIGHT!?!?!? infested is like the crust version of steal my sunshine. SSOOOOOO GOOOODDD. makes me smile. anyone out there tell me what the song by one of stzas bands is thats all like WHOOAAAHHHH HEYHEYHEY HEYHEYHEY. ill be your bestest friend. no lie. cupcakes and everything. my sister just came home. for no reason. like to get food or whatever. thats pretty cool. i know if i ever move out i can still get all my necessary supllies from here. my sister could beat up sarahs sister. i might post me and haileys conversation later. shes a snitch. what a snitch. someones about to get fought. and its me. who would have my back in a gang fight? BUM FUXXX CREW GONNA FUXXX UP SOME PUNXXX. FIVEFINGERSUNSHINEDISCOUNT09

ALRIGHT.

isnt that better?

FUCKING DO IT.

and some limp bizkit.

DID YOU DO IT?

i can wait. ive gotttt AAALLLLL fucking day.

STEAL MY SUNSHINE.

lsiten to it. right now.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

GUEST BLAWG

Alllright so Jubert was awesome enough to trust me with this sacred blog jaunts and im not about to make him regret this, so here goes my day:
1. chem class is a sad whore, nobody cares about it and the teacher is oblivious. besides doing a lab about magic color changing water, we talking about how the end is nigh and shit. seriously, measles just turns up in montgomery county, oh and SWINE FLU, watchthefuckout. and im pretty sure the black plague and ebola virus are just about as unavoidable, wait for it.

2. spanish class is a downward spiral, not even the slow kind. the fast kind that pisses off your dad when he finds out about it on edline.

3. magical martial arts. nuff said. if you havent seen it, youre not living yet

sooooo uhhyeahh. speedblogging. 

PUNKRAWKGWARL. 

-sarah lock.

somebody else should write this blog

do it.

Monday, April 27, 2009

A Lot To Digest

STUPIDIGNORANTDUMBFUCKINGDIPSHITFRESHMANTOURISTSSCUMOFTHEFUCKINGEARTH
ITS WAS THE FUCKING POTOMAC NOT THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

this blog needs some serious scott.

i ate lunch with scotts sister. SPOONBOY SHOWS COMIN TO GAITHERSBURG. GRAB YO GAITHERSBURG IS GREAT SHIRTS AND GO TO THAT SHIT. DEAD MILKMEN COMING TO BALTIMORE. GRAB YO PUNK ROCK GIRLS AND GO TO THAT SHIT. ANOTHER VEGAN POTLUCK COMING UP. GRAB YO NUTRITIONAL YEAST AND GO TO THAT SHIT. im trying to write songs again. but my parents always walk into the basement and stand around awkwardly. i was gonna makea myspace but then i realized im not good and people dont use myspace. so fuck that. today i had to throw out the entire life of my grandfather. nobody seemed to care. i went to roots after. tofutti pan pizzas are the best thing ever. im boutta make some fake fish filets.
dontstopbelievin09

shoot the kids at school

crazy weekend. friday was six flags. I DID A FUCKING PHYSICS TEST ON "DONT STOP BELIEVIN" BY JOURNEY. easiest.A.09. worked my tan bro. ladies are gonna be all up ons. this girl from arizona transferred to our physics class. they sold arizona at schools and in vending machines and everyone drank them. i think id like to live there one day. i was really mad because i got back to school late. and i had me a motherfunking show to go to. STZA DIDNT EVEN DO ANY ANGEL DUST OR DRINK ANYTHING THAT DAY. and he wouldnt stop complaining about it. but it was such a good show. max levine played my jam. it was the only band i danced to. cuz scene kids dont know how to mosh.and they use the word mosh as every fucking verb.sarah didnt go. second week she bailed on me. but she called me during good luck saying she wasnt punx and she broke vegan and hated mexicans. stza was really good. he played born to die, i sddont really like bomb the music industry. cept that one song about september 11th. cheers me up everytime.saturday was really weird and im not going into it. chillin on the sabbath.
FUCK TRANCE 09!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

the girl at the blog show

that has to be the worst title in the world. i dont care. do you know how many people fuckign read this blog? A LOT. some are even girls and everything. SOME OOF THEM DONT EVEN HAVE BLOGS. i bet you feel pretty inadequate. ONE OF THEM EVEN ANONYMOUSLY TOLD ME TO KEEP DOING SO.i will never be able to sleep again. please step forward. today i didnt do coke while driving and not wearing a seatbelt. i felt like i was really giving back to the community. keep recyclin son. its almost my birthday. i know because one of my friends texted me saying it was almost my birthday. i think im gonna play bass in a grindcore band. its gonna be really weird. all i ever want to do ever is play drums. i at one point actually had enough money for a double bass pedal. i then spent 300 dollars on metro tickets. i fuckin love columbia heights. the yellow line actually is yellow. weird shit.sick fix blew a fuse during there set.i went with sarah and hung out with kat and found out skittles were vegan. SARAH READS THIS BLOG. thats sarah and kevin p. i win so much. i ate skittles and hung out with erika. monday was really boring but i ate 4 burritos. taco bell hot sauces are purple and no longer say anything witty or romantic.
chivalryismotherfuckingdead09
fuckeverythingbutskittles09

Saturday, April 11, 2009

One More Blog

today fucking sucked. i didnt hang out with sarah. my dad just yelled at things all day. i had one of those repressed memory jaunts come back to me. it made me feel crazy.

Friday, April 10, 2009

i loved to watch them dance

went to a show. i decide asshole kissed me and threw fireworks in my hair. sarah lock punched me in the face. such a good show.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

broke truck luck blog

AT THE CAPTAINS WRITIN IN ALL CAPS LISTENING TO SOME SLUDGE METAL AND WRITIN POETRY. THAT IS GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Monday, April 6, 2009

vegan cupcakes take over this blog.

im eating way to many cupcakes. god damn i love baking.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Blogstabber

so i went to this show yesterday rite?good stuff. i picked up lexxy and we went to the metro jaunt and got sarah.lexxys pretty goddamned obsessed with hair.we went to sticky fingers and didnt even steal anything.i quit quitting arizona. shawnxgaithersburg was there and we called ambrose.i got slapped in the face by some guy from i decide. i then jumped on his back. i saw like 4 people on this one guys back that kept pointing lasers into peoples houses.i taped the commie pinkos. them kids had some serious built up rage. he made people spit on him. he later gave me an educational experience about guns. he was a really cool guy. lexxy went with the drummer to "talk" and me and sarah freaked out. im a little dissapointed that sarah wouldnt mosh. copstabber turned out to be a pop punk band made of 40 year old homophobes. fuck that shit. i saw a kid there with his family. just like my first time. i was gonna go talk to him but he was wearing an acdc shirt. fuck that. i skipped the last few bands to talk to people because old men were windmilling in the pit. not cool. got a flat on the ride home. sarah held me for warmth. appreciated. today i went out to dinner and played melodica. tommorow i hope to do something fun. i now have nothing planned til the cokebust passover show. should be great show.
oh yeah.
i saw a guy on a bike with a matress attached to him ride down the street at 11 30 pm.
fucknormalthings09

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Pimp The System

so some shits went down. i guest blogged on kimis blog. you should check that shit out. sunday basically kicked ass. i laughed like the whole day. i went to georgetown with sarah and we hung out with a bunchof scene kids.i was the only kid without some kind of peircing. awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard. we saw these flyers. ill figure out how to upload it later. it was like a biography of some prostitute that chilled at neiman marcus and was a heavy eater.we saw jesus on the sidewalk. we found cody and kinsey at urban outfitters and we went to commander salamander and stuff.we tried to go to a tea house with a really racist name but instead went to a fifties diner. the burgers were really difficult.sarah thought i stole her wallet. words hurt.while we were waiting at this bus stop we saw this homeless guy.
PRACTICING.
HIS.
STABBING.
sketchy right? the bus passed us and he screamed YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH. so we left. sarahs super hella cool. were going to a show tomorow.i quit arizona. yeah. i dont even feel like me anymore.i was getting addicted. im so lame i cant even handle tea. im tired all the time now. i might quit caffine all together. hardxline. cate says she wants to start a serious band.it should be fun. if it ever happens. the distance could be a problem. but im in bethesda like every week anyway.PEOPLE BEEN TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ME.fightme
fightme09
fucknotfighting.